Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: sure any time anywhere. may  help you with something

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Ofcourse! i would be gladly happy to answer your questions since you not from here

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You:well sure um earth is a magnificent place with the streets to the lights! you should start to visit times square thats a beautiful place if you have money for it!!!

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien:well we aliens are clean and dont like messy people

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother!  Why is that?

You:well everybody i my word got something on their mind either about thier lover or dog or anything.

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien:we walk when we go to get food on foody street, we eat pherries and prapes and sannana.

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:because my country trys to protect our people in it for we wont get hurt.

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You:well its because we have other foods to eat! we usually eat marshmallows we drink our hot cocoa a tasty drink.  

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien:we eat pench pies they skinny and we put them on bechup it taste really good.

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:yes some people dont care about the environment. but yes there are some people that really care! we even made a name for it it is called going green  people in that group help our planet and save the electricity and the water.!!! well im glad i had this conversation with you but i got to go an do human things bye!!!  (ENJOY THE PLANET)